An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with some an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, %26quot;Do you smell something?%26quot;
%26quot;Well, yes I do.%26quot; he replied.
%26quot;What does it smell like?%26quot;
The bemused gentleman answered, %26quot;I%26#039;m not sure, but it kinda smells like someone **** in the forest.%26quot;
Do you buy Avon products?
hahahahaha......considering that i am an avon lady ( no joke), it was hilarious!! thanx babe!!
Reply:Good one Jake.
Reply:hehehehehehehehehehe im bemused too how the heck would he know that.
Reply:hahahhah
Reply:hehehe!!
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:i love it,youre the king of jokes jake,and yes my little girl is 4 and very bossy lol.
Reply:Passing gas is natural men need to start getting use to women letting loose I know that does not sound attractive, but we are not always attractive are we?
Reply:lol!
Reply:lolz that was great!
I love Avon products but can%26#039;t use them cos I%26#039;m allergic to them :%26#039;(
Last time I used Avon, I thought I had mumps again! lolz
Reply:hahaha, that should be a new air scent!!!!! lol
Reply:hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Reply:HA! LMBO!
And she thought she was getting away with something? mmm
Reply:llolololol.....DOES it smell like some one s*** a christmas tree??hahaha...=)
Reply:Soooo funny Jake. That must have been a bit stinky. LOL LOL !!!
Loved it. xx
Reply:HAHAHAHAHA. That was so funny. I buy avon and i am so glad that they don%26#039;t sell that kind of deodorizer lol, star for you
Reply:Good one Jake!!! LoL!!
Reply:haa thats class
im still giggling
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