Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Avon lady?

An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with some an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, %26quot;Do you smell something?%26quot;


%26quot;Well, yes I do,%26quot; he replied.





%26quot;What does it smell like?%26quot;





The bemused gentleman answered, %26quot;I%26#039;m not sure, but it kinda smells like someone pooped in a pine tree

The Avon lady?
We used to play this game when I was younger where we%26#039;d ring peoples doorbells and as we saw them approaching we%26#039;d shout %26quot;Avon calling%26quot; through the letterbox and run off.


Oh how childish I once was.





That joke is reasonably funny, but not hilarious.
Reply:cool
Reply:I laughed out loud at this one. Pretty funny. I give it a 7.3. Thanks!
Reply:cute. well done.
Reply:hahahaha......that%26#039;s hilarious...hahaha
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:Ok





Cheers!








:)
Reply:hahahahahha 50 gold stars for you....smile...



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